The more I think about it, the more I find that ________ really
In fact, ________ is quite possibly one of the worst damn things on the planet. If ________ disappeared today, I would not shed a tear. A personal note to ________: If you are reading, I hope you die a slow, lingering painful death. You make me physically ill.
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